Thursday, June 05, 2008

funnies?

It's kinda depressing lately about the sudden increase price of the petrol.. it's now 78 cents more expensive *sigh* so i've something to put back a smile on your face :)

1st affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said:

'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'

2nd affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'

The wife smiled sweetly and replied:

'Not this time!'

3rd affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly:

'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to,' his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted,

'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied,

'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

2 comments:

darius said...

fantastic! definitely did put a smile on my face... talking about affairs... lolz!

jessbabe said...

you made me smile :D