Here are some short conversations
Conversation A
Ex-colleague : You're married?
Me : Yes..
Ex-colleague : But you're still young.. how old are you?
Me : 26
Ex-colleague : Oh, then it's the right age to be married
Response : *eyes rolling*
Conversation B
Guy : No date tonight?
Me : No..
Guy : Bf?
Me : I got no bf.. no one wants me now.. no market value anymore
Guy : Why do you say that?
Me : Well, it's the truth.. i'm married so i got no market value anymore
Guy : =_="
Response : GOTCHA!
Conversation C
Petrol guy : Where you going?
Me : Out for lunch
Petrol guy : New car?
Me : Yes
Petrol guy : Your friend's car?
Me : No, it's mine
Response : =_=
Conversation D
Friend : How are you?
Me : As usual.. still alive :P
Response : uh-uh
Conversation E
Credit card salesperson : Would you like to apply our credit card?
Me : I'm not working
Response : end of story
Conversation F
Credit card salesperson : Would you like to apply our credit card?
Me : I have it already
Credit card salesperson : Oh, so would you like us to upgrade it for you?
Me : It's platinum already
Response : too bad
Conversation G
Guy : So, what do you do? working or studying?
Me : Neither
Response : yea i know! i'm so lucky
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