Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Q&A?

Here are some short conversations

Conversation A
Ex-colleague : You're married?
Me : Yes..

Ex-colleague : But you're still young.. how old are you?
Me : 26

Ex-colleague : Oh, then it's the right age to be married


Response : *eyes rolling*


Conversation B

Guy : No date tonight?
Me : No..

Guy : Bf?
Me : I got no bf.. no one wants me now.. no market value anymore

Guy : Why do you say that?

Me : Well, it's the truth.. i'm married so i got no market value anymore
Guy : =_="

Response : GOTCHA!

Conversation C

Petrol guy : Where you going?

Me : Out for lunch

Petrol guy : New car?

Me : Yes

Petrol guy : Your friend's car?

Me : No, it's mine


Response : =_=


Conversation D
Friend : How are you?
Me : As usual.. still alive :P

Response : uh-uh

Conversation E
Credit card salesperson : Would you like to apply our credit card?
Me : I'm not working

Response : end of story

Conversation F
Credit card salesperson : Would you like to apply our credit card?
Me : I have it already
Credit card salesperson : Oh, so would you like us to upgrade it for you?
Me : It's platinum already

Response : too bad

Conversation G
Guy : So, what do you do? working or studying?
Me : Neither

Response : yea i know! i'm so lucky

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